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21 Mar 2014, 5:04 pm

Tried to order a Stepford Dog online.

They mailed him a stepladder.

He sulked for a month.


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21 Mar 2014, 5:42 pm

Sylkat's Stepford Mouse scared all the Stepford Wives up onto Stepford Stools.



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21 Mar 2014, 11:41 pm

The Stepford Trees in Thetain3d's avatar are marching on Mordor tomorrow.

Or Monday, if the weather is bad.


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22 Mar 2014, 4:16 am

Sylkat sleeps with a pillow stuffed with flowers.



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22 Mar 2014, 5:09 am

Nateman has a Stepford Pillow which sings him to sleep each night.

Unfortunately, it also whispers evil suggestions directly into his subconscious while he sleeps.


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22 Mar 2014, 6:25 am

Wrote a book titled "I know where the little people in the tv go, once you've switched it off".



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22 Mar 2014, 6:29 am

passes principles to imbeciles and expects them to catch them and fly
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22 Mar 2014, 9:13 am

Can catch flies with chopsticks within seconds of seeing them.


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22 Mar 2014, 9:43 am

Spent all day chasing a mouse, only to realize that is wired to her computer.


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22 Mar 2014, 10:26 am

Fell in love with a computer mouse


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22 Mar 2014, 1:51 pm

Dressed up as the Queen, in order to Knight David Beckham, but accidentally cut his head off.



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22 Mar 2014, 4:43 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Dressed up as the Queen, in order to Knight David Beckham, but accidentally cut his head off.


It's a common mistake that all the newcomers make; it takes a few practice rounds. Eventually the heads will stay where they're supposed to. :mrgreen:

Knights people using baguettes, and averages significantly fewer decapitations per anum.



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22 Mar 2014, 5:19 pm

Raises headless chickens for a living.


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23 Mar 2014, 7:40 am

Prefers not to eat raw chicken livers....

Prefers them poached in white wine with a touch of shallots.


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23 Mar 2014, 9:03 am

Names her bologna "Oscar".


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23 Mar 2014, 10:00 am

Adds ground cockroaches as a condiment to her sandwiches.