Where is my..... [Game]

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Sorry, I attached that fluttering wisteria to it. You'll get by without it as well.

Where is my giraffe? She promised to pick me up at the Baker's.

Well, while going under that low bridge she stuck her neck out and...

Where is my pet hippo?

Practicing her ballet routine.

Where is my pet iguana?

^

Catching flies.

Where is my carnivorous plant?

It's been locked up for eating your neighbor's cat.

Where is my hat?

The hat fell on your cat near the mat which took off like a bat.

Where is my throne!

The porcelain one? In the bathroom, isn't it?

Where's my tiara?

You lost it in that other thead. I think Jenny picked it up. Said something about it being the property of Australia.

Where is my garden hoe?

In the garden.

Where's my pair of Super Sneakers?

They didn't like being trodden all over, so sneaked off.

Where is my camera?

It was photographed spying on your neighbor's TV.

Where is my letter from the bank?

So heavy it is being delivered by a lorry (truck).

Where is my letter from the taxman?

Being delivered by the sheriff.

Where is my box of band-aids?

They got stuck in traffic.

Where is my thermonuclear weapon? I'm sure I left it in the kitchen cupboard between the potatoes and the onions.

Oh dear, it must have ended up in the soup! You didn't eat any yet, did you?

Where is my ibuprofen?

Sorry I took it all, I felt ill after eating that soup.

Where is my chive recipe book?