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WitchsCat
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24 Mar 2014, 2:47 pm

Attempted to breed the slowest cat in the world by breeding cats with snails.


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24 Mar 2014, 2:56 pm

Attempted to breed the slowest cat in the world by breeding cats with an old Compaq Presario.



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24 Mar 2014, 3:26 pm

Thinks merging his DNA with molasses will make him the slowest person on Earth.


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24 Mar 2014, 3:38 pm

Swears she has succeeded in merging her DNA with molasses, but cannot yet confirm this because the results are turning out very, very slowly.



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24 Mar 2014, 4:05 pm

Claims he can read the minds of horses.


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24 Mar 2014, 4:10 pm

Can read the minds of taxi drivers. 8O



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24 Mar 2014, 4:26 pm

Once asked a taxi driver to drive him to the Andromeda Galaxy.


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24 Mar 2014, 4:29 pm

Once tried to take the elevator all the way up to the sky.


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24 Mar 2014, 4:35 pm

Jumped off of his kitchen table.

Wearing a parachute.


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24 Mar 2014, 4:59 pm

Wears a parachute to bed, just in case she has those falling-dreams.



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24 Mar 2014, 5:09 pm

Tried wrapping a parachute around his head like a turban, but it was so big, he toppled over and coudn't get up.


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24 Mar 2014, 5:11 pm

Has a vending machine for midnight snacks.


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24 Mar 2014, 5:31 pm

Once sailed across the English Channel on a beanbag.



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24 Mar 2014, 5:34 pm

Hopped across the entire country on a pogo stick.


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24 Mar 2014, 5:56 pm

Took a flight to Malta via slingshot.



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24 Mar 2014, 7:39 pm

Flew to County Cork on a Magic Carpet.


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