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WitchsCat
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26 Mar 2014, 3:55 pm

Thinks there is another dimension under his bed.


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26 Mar 2014, 4:16 pm

Thinks she is the reincarnation of Cleopatra.


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26 Mar 2014, 6:24 pm

Opened a can of baked beans and was amazed to see an Ibis with cracked emerald eyes emerge, unfurl its wings and say " There are few joys in the dessert" before gracefully flying out the kitchen window leaving a scent of almonds and ozone.


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26 Mar 2014, 10:25 pm

Once won a bouquet-throwing competition.


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27 Mar 2014, 4:57 am

Went to a fancy wedding.

Caught the bouquet.

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Asked what was for dessert.


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27 Mar 2014, 11:17 am

Got invited into Fight Club, and is still unbeaten despite fighting over 50 times.



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27 Mar 2014, 11:49 am

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27 Mar 2014, 12:14 pm

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27 Mar 2014, 12:45 pm

Has a 3D model of anti-matter on his bedside table.



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27 Mar 2014, 1:36 pm

Eats his dinner with the use of a hammer and a chisel.



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27 Mar 2014, 2:42 pm

Bakes brownies that have to be cut with a hammer and chisel.



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27 Mar 2014, 2:43 pm

Bakes cookies that only cheetahs can eat.


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27 Mar 2014, 4:18 pm

Bakes Tiramisu that only James Bond can eat, for deadly reasons.



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28 Mar 2014, 7:19 am

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28 Mar 2014, 2:17 pm

Borrows time from a watch dog.


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28 Mar 2014, 3:55 pm

Bought a Rolex from a watchdog.