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ThetaIn3D
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28 Mar 2014, 6:46 pm

Contacted a weed-whacker and put a hit out on some weeds.



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29 Mar 2014, 8:59 am

Tried to cut a lion's mane with a weed whacker, but ended up getting mauled.


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29 Mar 2014, 4:12 pm

Ended up getting mauled in a mall by other shoppers, fighting for the last pair of shoes on sale.



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29 Mar 2014, 4:16 pm

Ended up getting mauled by a rabbit, trying to retrieve the Holy Grail.


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29 Mar 2014, 4:19 pm

Organized a camping trip to the mall the night before Black Friday, complete with trailers and marshmallow roasting.


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30 Mar 2014, 3:36 am

Ran screaming from the mall....

No one had announced that the local mall was being used to film the latest episode of 'The Walking Dead'.

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30 Mar 2014, 8:58 am

Thinks Rob Zombie is an actual zombie.


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31 Mar 2014, 6:51 am

Thinks Saturn is a Petrol Station for UFO's.



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31 Mar 2014, 11:07 am

Has 30 days to spend $30 million or else he loses his wealthy great-uncle's inheritance of $300 million.

WitchsCat wrote:
Thinks Rob Zombie is an actual zombie.

Until last year, I thought Rhode Island was an actual island. :oops:
Dunno why I got reminded of it, but meh.


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31 Mar 2014, 11:13 am

Had a gallstone removed.

Had it cut and polished, and set into a ring.


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31 Mar 2014, 1:56 pm

Whenever she loses a tooth, she makes it into a ring.


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31 Mar 2014, 2:15 pm

WitchesCat likes my cauldron.


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31 Mar 2014, 3:52 pm

Sleeps in a hearse.


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31 Mar 2014, 4:00 pm

Has a large coffin as a dining room table.


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31 Mar 2014, 4:05 pm

Has a politician as a pet.



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31 Mar 2014, 4:28 pm

Lives in Alaska and made his pet a politician.