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06 Apr 2014, 11:10 am

Uses her eyeballs as golf balls, when playing a round at the US Open.



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06 Apr 2014, 11:27 am

Does not like to share Jelly Bellies.

Hides them in his nose.


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06 Apr 2014, 11:40 am

Does not like to share oxygen. Thus lives in a bubble.



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06 Apr 2014, 12:13 pm

Does not like to share chocolate, thus hides them in a giant vault, and occasionally dives into them - Scrooge McDuck style.


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06 Apr 2014, 12:54 pm

Wanted to see a giant Chocolate Fountain, so she poured two hundred pounds of Hershey's Cocoa Powder into Old Faithful at Yellowstone.


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06 Apr 2014, 1:13 pm

Poured 500 pounds of cheddar cheese into Old Faithful because she wanted to see a giant cheese fondue.


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06 Apr 2014, 2:20 pm

Poured three hundred pounds of detergent into Old Faithful because she needed to wash her socks.


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06 Apr 2014, 2:53 pm

Poured 400 pounds of bleach onto the Statue of Liberty to dye her hair blonde.


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06 Apr 2014, 2:59 pm

Took four thousand Magic Markers with her when she climbed Mount Rushmore, because she intends to draw glasses on the faces.


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06 Apr 2014, 5:29 pm

Was so afraid of the dark that they tried to fix the hole in the sky where the night gets in. They are still looking for it, using a very tall ladder.


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07 Apr 2014, 2:03 pm

Is so afraid of the monsters in his closet, he sealed it off using 500 pounds of plaster.


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07 Apr 2014, 2:07 pm

Is so afraid of Flying Squirrels, she has not been outside for a week.


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07 Apr 2014, 3:47 pm

Her ex-boyfriend was a flying squirrel


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07 Apr 2014, 8:03 pm

Her ex-boyfriend was a saber-toothed tiger.


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07 Apr 2014, 9:15 pm

Her mother was a hamster.



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08 Apr 2014, 2:47 am

Brings a scent of Elderberries when he enters a room.


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