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WitchsCat
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08 Apr 2014, 2:07 pm

Was born in an elderberry tree.


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08 Apr 2014, 3:10 pm

Was born in a Youngerberry tree.



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08 Apr 2014, 3:28 pm

Thinks the so-called Youngerberries will make him 10 years younger.


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09 Apr 2014, 4:45 pm

Joined the Mickey Mouse club and ate all of Mickey Mouse's stunt doubles.


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09 Apr 2014, 4:47 pm

Wants to be a lumberjack who wears high heels.


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09 Apr 2014, 4:56 pm

I also like to wear Suspenders and a bra, when I'm lumberjacking.

Hides in flowers but you can tell she is there becauces the petals are jiggling as she's a gigglin.


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09 Apr 2014, 5:24 pm

Throws incendiary flowers, just like the Mario Brothers. *

* Unbeknownst to most people, the Mario Brothers are actually triplets: Mario, Luigi and Banksy.



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09 Apr 2014, 5:33 pm

Forgot the Mario Brothers' sister, Drusilla.


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10 Apr 2014, 4:28 pm

Forgot the Mario Brothers' other sister, Mario's twin Maria


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11 Apr 2014, 9:20 am

Let's her Witch think she is her familiar and purrrs in content at the irony


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11 Apr 2014, 9:22 am

Resents Certain People's (cats') ability to purr.


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11 Apr 2014, 2:05 pm

Resents scientists' (mice's) ability to run through mazes.


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11 Apr 2014, 2:07 pm

Lethal to Purglesazz frogs.



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11 Apr 2014, 3:14 pm

Is lethal to great white sharks


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11 Apr 2014, 3:28 pm

Thinks of Great White Sharks as being the next new canned cat food by Purina.


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11 Apr 2014, 5:28 pm

Uses her lightning fast n furry paws to beat up great white sharks.


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