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Booyakasha
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24 Apr 2010, 5:22 pm

Dog ate it, sorry. I told you he's been underfed.

Where is my hedgehog pet?



reginaterrae
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24 Apr 2010, 8:08 pm

Dog ate that, too. Ouch! You think he was underfed before? He won't be eating much till that heals up.

Where's my extra chicken waterer?



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24 Apr 2010, 9:11 pm

Dog ate that too. Seeing a trend?

Where is my mind control device?



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24 Apr 2010, 10:54 pm

It's all in your mind.

Where is my breakfast?


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25 Apr 2010, 2:58 am

I'm eating it... can you pass the salt please.

Where is something to wash down your/my breakfast?


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25 Apr 2010, 5:34 am

I spilt it on what you were eating.

Where is my new bed?


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25 Apr 2010, 6:07 am

Your new bed couldn't arrive and we had to sell it some place else since it was the worlds tallest bunk bed, if you wanted to keep it, it would only fit in the front garden. :P


Where is my laptop?


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25 Apr 2010, 7:48 am

Look down, dear, it's on top of your lap.

Where is my watch?



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25 Apr 2010, 11:38 am

At 3:00 am outside the chicken house to keep the fox away.

Where is my rubber dinosaur?


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25 Apr 2010, 11:41 am

You left it in the bathtub, alongside ducks and ships.

Where is my candelabra?



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25 Apr 2010, 12:02 pm

Replaced with a 20 W low energy bulb.

Where is the light that I seek?


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25 Apr 2010, 12:09 pm

At the end of each tunnel.

Where is the tube?



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25 Apr 2010, 12:12 pm

Being repaired, it had a puncture.

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25 Apr 2010, 12:14 pm

Auntie Elma took it with her the last time she came for tea.

Where is my lucky pillow?



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25 Apr 2010, 12:18 pm

Under your head whispering soothing thoughts to you.

Where are my slippers?


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25 Apr 2010, 12:55 pm

Where are my slippers? Where you last left them as, they're probably at your bedside..

Where is my learning disabilities?