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Woke up one morning and was stunned to find a monkey wearing an immaculately tailored waistcoat sitting at an old typewriter, smoking a cigarette while transcribing the Divine Comedy into pig Latin. The monkey looked up from his work, pulled a fobwatch out of his embroidered pocket, checked the time and said " bugger" before taking a long draw on his cigarette and offering Thetain3D a drink from an ivory hip flask inscribed with the image of a monkey skull wearing sunglasses.

Offered to correct any spelling and/or punctuation errors in the monkey's version of 'Divine Comedy'.

Asked the monkey why he was writing Dante, instead of Shakespeare like he and his 999 friends were supposed to be doing.

Was informed, by the monkey, by typed letter, that he is an Italian monkey, that's why.

Typed a reply back, asking the monkey if he'd like to go to the 9th circle of Monkey Hell for his insolence.

Was eating a bowl of soup and reading the paper when suddenly a full marching band consisting of mud crabs sprang out of his refrigerator. They marched their way across his kitchen playing God Save The Queen on their miniature brass instruments. The leader of this carnival of crustaceans, hopped up on his kitchen table, looking magnificent in his uniform and stiffly waxed mustache, saluted him and performed a cossack dance which distracted Thetain3D just long enough for the rest of the band to pinch his telly.

Is sitting on his roof right now, throwing marshmallows at the neighbours cat.

Gives me graham cracker and chocolates to go with my marshmallows so I can make s'mores.

(Yes, I'm the neighbor's cat! )

Eloped to Transylvania with the neighbours dog.

Eloped to Pennsylvania with the neighborhood Dracula.

Eloped to London with the neighbor's werewolf.

Dressed as a werewolf to go to an interview

Interviewed a werewolf while wearing her Monkey Hood.

Dreamed to have children that are part human, part monkey, and part mud crab.

Dreamed of eating said children.