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21 Apr 2014, 1:34 pm

Dreamed of mentoring children like Fagin.

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21 Apr 2014, 1:35 pm

Is Fagin.

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21 Apr 2014, 3:19 pm

Hangs out with Fagin, Pagans, and vegans dressed as a dragon.

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21 Apr 2014, 3:56 pm

Hangs out with rats, bats, and Scrat (from 'Ice Age').

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21 Apr 2014, 4:02 pm

Hangs out with a banana called Jock.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:19 pm

Fantasizes that she owns a banana plantation.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:30 pm

Grows cabbage patch dolls

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21 Apr 2014, 4:33 pm

Eats stewed Cabbage Patch Kids.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:35 pm

Eats Thetan Cabbage Pie.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:36 pm

Eats Mr Potato Head with beans.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:37 pm

Thinks that children of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are Tater Tots.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:42 pm

Thinks potatoes grow on trees.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:44 pm

Thinks that potato pancakes should be served with butter and maple syrup.

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21 Apr 2014, 4:45 pm

Eats French fries with frogs legs and snails.

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21 Apr 2014, 8:01 pm

Thinks that French Fries are fried French poodles.

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22 Apr 2014, 6:54 am

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salamandaqwerty wrote:

Woke up one morning and was stunned to find a monkey wearing an immaculately tailored waistcoat sitting at an old typewriter, smoking a cigarette while transcribing the Divine Comedy into pig Latin. The monkey looked up from his work, pulled a fobwatch out of his embroidered pocket, checked the time and said " bugger" before taking a long draw on his cigarette and offering Thetain3D a drink from an ivory hip flask inscribed with the image of a monkey skull wearing sunglasses.

salamandaqwerty wrote:

Was eating a bowl of soup and reading the paper when suddenly a full marching band consisting of mud crabs sprang out of his refrigerator. They marched their way across his kitchen playing God Save The Queen on their miniature brass instruments. The leader of this carnival of crustaceans, hopped up on his kitchen table, looking magnificent in his uniform and stiffly waxed mustache, saluted him and performed a cossack dance which distracted Thetain3D just long enough for the rest of the band to pinch his telly

OMG !

I've finally met my soul mate !

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