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Thinks that drinking a Bloody Mary is cannibalism.

Would love some Three-Mile Island Ice Tea.

Thinks that aSingapore Sling is only available in the Orient.

And that it is a support for broken arms.

Orders a Belarus, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says, "you know, a White Russian?"

Orders a metal marmoset, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says, "You know, a Brass Monkey?"

Orders a Little Movie Star, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says 'You know, a Shirley Temple'.

Orders a Moldy Orange, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says "you know, a Fuzzy Navel?"

Then the bartender says, "do you want a moldy orange too? We have those..."

Orders a Trashy Magazine, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Cosmopolitan'.

Orders a downhill mass of dirt and water, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Mudslide'.

Orders an Overturned Vehicle In The Eastbound Lane, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says "you know, a Sidecar."

Orders a Mexican Morning, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Tequila Sunrise'.

^^^ Hehehehe, pour that on your breakfast cereal!

Orders a Marooned MacDonald, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says "You know, a Scotch on the Rocks."

Orders a Scottish Hero, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Rob Roy'.

Orders a flamingo-colored woman, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says "You know, a Pink Lady."

Tells the bartender, "Muay Thai," and this time the bartender smiles knowingly and says "Ah, you mean a Mai Tai, right?"

She looks at him funny and says "No. I want Muay Thai lessons. Isn't this the new martial arts school?"

The bartender shakes his head.

"So where is it then?"

The bartender points to his left and says "three sperm whales."

"What the hell?" she says.

"You know, about 45 to 60 meters that way, down the road."

Orders a 'Cold, Cranky Old Man From Tennessee'.

When the bartender looks at her funny, says 'You know, a Jack Daniels over ice'.