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Orders a @#$^&% British Maria. The bartender says, "hey, maybe try not cussing me and I'll get you something." Sylkat says, "oh, well, I'll just have a Bloody Mary then."

Orders a Frigid Highlander, and when the bartender looks at him funny says 'You know, a Scotch on the Rocks'.

has decided she would rather be a lesbian then continue to contribute to these vapid moronic histrionics

Orders a an 'Intimidating, Noisy Machine', and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Boilermaker.

Orders a poodle covered in sodium chloride, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says 'You know, a Salty Dog'.

Orders a basket of avian philanges, and when the waiter looks at her all funny, says "You know, chicken fingers."

phalanges




wrote in her diary "Today I ate a box of philosophy
which I hordeaved from the tut shop
but all I got was a glossary!"

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Can this thread be left to the people who want to play the game, please?

If it bothers / annoys you, you don't have to read it.

If it bores you, you don't have to play it.

If you can't participate in the spirit of the game, then you should go find one that's more to your liking.

If you can't resist opening it up, that's nobody's problem but yours.

And if nobody here did anything to you, then you shouldn't provoke them, or you may earn a reputation as a troll.

Syzygy, you keep doing this, and I don't have the patience to figure out why, so I'm going to let a mod know. You've been warned, don't keep that up.

I'm responding this way mostly because of your "lesbian / moronic histrionics" post on the previous page.

Without saying anything, pulls two eight-sided dice out of his jacket and drops them on the counter.

The dice come to rest displaying the numbers "7" and "7."

The bartender's eyes light up, confident that he finally understands one of his patrons.

He pulls a bottle of 7 Up from the fridge and sets it next to a bottle of whiskey.

"Seven and Seven, coming right up!" he says.

"The hell are you talking about? I clearly ordered a Paradise."

Orders an insect with long back legs, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Grasshopper.'

Is making a special trip to the pub so she can make an order of all the barman orders previously stated on this thread. And if the barman doesn't play along she's gonna hit him with the original painting of the Mona Lisa.

Orders an old-fashioned beauty, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says, 'You know, a Gibson Girl'.

Orders The Largest Caribbean Island Free of Charge, With A Twist of Castro and Che, and when the bartender looks at her funny, says "You know, a Cuba Libre".

Orders a cheaply sold island, and when the bartender looks at him funny, says 'You know, a Manhattan'.