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Lillikoi
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18 May 2014, 10:07 pm

Became the first person to build a chiropractor's office out of nothing but combustible lemons.


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18 May 2014, 10:08 pm

got trapped inside a piano one time



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19 May 2014, 5:54 am

sniffs sunburn and finds it appealing
and sells it on ebay as a cure for gravity


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19 May 2014, 10:23 am

Was once swallowed up by a giant beanbag and had to be rescued by a troop of friendly carpenters who happened to be passing by.


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19 May 2014, 1:41 pm

Was once eaten by a giant worm that causes earthquakes.


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19 May 2014, 1:49 pm

Was once spat out by a giant worm that causes earthquakes because she was too 'spicy'.



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19 May 2014, 3:04 pm

Was spat out by the Jolly Green Giant for being too "meaty" (the JGG is a vegetarian)


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19 May 2014, 3:23 pm

Jumped out of a giant green trolley after being driven mad by a driver who jumped to conclusions.



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19 May 2014, 3:49 pm

Once neglected to wear enough Flare.



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19 May 2014, 4:10 pm

Poured bourbon in a chalice for a Mormon named Alice with Aurora Borealis in the sky above their palace.



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19 May 2014, 6:35 pm

Thinks that entrances to China can be found in the Chinatown of any major city.



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19 May 2014, 6:37 pm

Thinks that an entrance to the Netherworld can be found in the Netherlands.



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19 May 2014, 6:55 pm

^^^ awesomeness, I approve.

Thinks Chile is where all the cold weather comes from.

by the way, happy birthday!



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19 May 2014, 7:11 pm

Thinks Russians are always rushing, and Germans are spreading germs.


ThetaIn3D wrote:
by the way, happy birthday!


Thank you Theta :heart:



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19 May 2014, 7:19 pm

Demanded that the birthday cake be made of liver pâté with lemongrass jam as frosting, and black sheep fat candles.


Hope the birthday was exuberantly happy.


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20 May 2014, 8:38 am

Was caught blue-handed for illegal possession of dreams, and trapped in a mobile phone as a punishment until the rescue by Cthulhu's beautiful younger sister.


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