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Was trapped in a glass ornament for punishment for releasing the Kraken.

Interrupted the winged violinist's cadenza in Giuseppe Tartini's dream to serve him and his guest two plates of devil's food cake.

Played a madrigal by Carlo Gesualdo on a harmonica while balancing on one foot on a speed bump.

can fart the entire theme to E.T.

Runs to the door when the bell rings on Halloween, hoping that E.T. will be on the front porch, trick-or-treating.

was taste testing wallows
then accidentally swallowed the WHOLE universe!
Complained that all the dark energy gave her gas
then,
trying to placate her
the waiter offered a Higgs-bosun particle.
She initially refused, but ultimately accepted,
then exploded!

This explains the expanding/contracting universe theory

a tip of the hat to the Monty Python
conglomeration

Has a Frenchman named Pierre living in the cavity of his left molar.

Has an Italian named Luigi living in his right nostril

Has a Scotsman named Angus living in her left nostril.

has a finn named pekka unwinding in the sauna about 3 feet east of him.

Has a fin on his back which also doubles as a solar sail. Uses it to steer himself towards a planet where, in the saunas, each little droplet of steam can be turned inside out in four dimensions, and does this at a rate of exactly root-1 (i) hertz. There, saunas are where people go to meditate on the nameless nature of all things, and to take a break from the endless street parties in which buffet tables move like sidewinder snakes around ancient Time Lord monuments. Is worshiped there as the reality-warping god of mobius strips, french horns and rubber bands, and patron of those who read topology textbooks whilst high.

Turns into a futon everytime a baboon in Mongolia does a Mexican hat dance.

Used to have a job as a professional futon demolitions expert.

Is the real entity upon which the fictional GLADOS is based.

Makes things explode whenever she squints too hard in one direction.

Stephen King's book 'Firestarter' was the story of her childhood.