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26 May 2014, 11:16 am

Mistakes Gum trees for chewing gum.


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26 May 2014, 11:19 am

Mistakes herself for somebody else every time she looks in the mirror.


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26 May 2014, 11:20 am

Mistakes her mirror for a window, thinks she has a stalker.


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26 May 2014, 11:34 am

Wears her shoes on her ears.


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26 May 2014, 11:53 am

Became a multi-millionaire by selling seashells by the seashore.



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26 May 2014, 7:01 pm

Became a multi-shellionaire by pawning millions of dollars on the sea-shore.



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26 May 2014, 7:12 pm

Never travels without a pomander to ward off the Black Death.



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27 May 2014, 12:34 am

Never travels without a rabbit's foot, to ward off the foul-tempered rabbits Tim warned us about. 8)



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27 May 2014, 10:20 am

Never wears deodorant, while traveling, to ensure that panhandlers avoid him.


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27 May 2014, 11:00 am

Invented time travel just to be able to buy movie tickets at 1935 prices (in 1935).



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27 May 2014, 11:41 am

Likes to watch movies from 1935..... Thinks the world was black-and-white then.


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27 May 2014, 11:51 am

Thinks the world ran at a higher frame rate in the UK during the 80s and 90s than elsewhere.



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27 May 2014, 12:18 pm

Thinks that the British 'Carry On.....' Movies were actually documentaries.


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27 May 2014, 1:34 pm

Has a polished marble bust of Samuel de Champlain's buttocks on her work desk.



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27 May 2014, 7:14 pm

Kidnaps pigeons from the park, spray paints them orange and purple, and releases them into middle school math classes.



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28 May 2014, 3:03 am

Keeps a framed portrait of Bela Kiss over the mantel.


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