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Tells grocery stories... like the time she found a hidden aisle between the produce section and the cereal aisle and got trapped inside an alternate dimension until the man pictured on the Quaker Oats box helped her escape.

Uses boiled spaghetti for shoelaces.

Used shoelaces to knit a hammock.

Seduced an artichoke into a short-lived relationship by buttering him up and when she'd had enough of him she tore his heart out and ate it.

Has been frequently caught carrying a violin in machine-gun case.

Wore only glitter to her cousin?s Prom, where she led the entire senior class in the Macareena. When asked why, replied: "I like the green ones."

Danced the Fandango.

On the piano.

In Durango.

Wrote the 1567 page book, Stay on land: The miracle cure for sea sickness.

Thinks the watching the Northern Lights from a park bench on the tundra is an extremely challenging hobby.

Has been unsuccessful so far in her attempts to plant a Couscous tree.

Created the sport of Wellington boot throwing.

Has not wanted to be recalcitrant today, he bounced off all 6 walls.

Does not want anyone to know about the bat-racing events in Croatia.

Occasionally pulls over to the sides of roads, jumps out of her car, plucks a leaf off a tree, and when she gets home, studies the pattern of veins on the leaf to determine which stocks to invest in.

Once spent over 600 Rupees on a black and white keffiyeh to wear to the Semiannual Big Ben convention in Harbin.

Makes intricate artwork from dryer lint and toe nail clippings, using ear wax as glue, and has an exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.