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Keeps garden gnomes in their bedroom and sleeps on their lawn without any sheets, pillows, or blankets.

Rides a llama to the grocery store and blows raspberries at random people.

Believes the Illuminati has suppressed the truth about the lost continent of Mu.

Visits Mu on alternate weekends....is trying to open a Denney's there.

Drinks a gallon of gravy after every workout.

Eats a half-liter of pancakes every morning along with a pound of water.

Her hobbies include selling matches in the street and playing piano in a marching band.

Lights said pianos on fire with said matches.

Writes love letters in calligraphy to authors who died long ago, then sends them off to be delivered by Ludmilla, her personal carrier pigeon.

Writes fain mail to actors who died long ago, then mails them via Pony Express.

Is an animagus who often takes the form of a pigeon named Ludmilla who carries a huge grudge about not being fed enough chocolate cookies to make up for carrying all those letters, and now takes great pleasure in pooing on the chocolate cookies of letter senders, thus creating oreos.

Has the wisdom of the ancients, and the heart of a child.. which rests in a jar of embalming fluid in a makeshift fallout shelter that she built while sleepwalking.

produces helium instead of methane after ingesting broccoli, and in a spirit of philanthropy, offers free balloons to geriatric squirrels so that they can cross the road without being flattened.

Has no tolerance for lactose intolerant people, cries tears of milk, and also cries over spilled milk, so once she starts crying it takes an incredibly long time to stop.

Is being rather secretive about the bean racing events he has scheduled for February 30th.

Records and sells lectures on luggage while wearing his Cookie Monster costume.