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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Inside out. Where is my lawnmower?
luvmyaspie Veteran
Joined: 31 Mar 2010Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 921Location: QLD Australia
Your neighbor "borrowed" it while you were looking for your waiter's uniform Where is my patience today?
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Waiting in a very long queue at Glasgow airport for a flight out of Europe Where is my petri dish containing a sample of the small pox virus. I only put it down for a minute to check my emails?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I think your mother in law misplaced it for a salad dish - it seems to contain radishes. Where is my driver's license????????????
Waiting for you on Friday all being well. Where is the sun today?
It seems to have migrated here. Where is the spring gone already?
It bounced. Where is my rain, the garden is sulking.
Somewhere in Britain I reckon. Where is my future in case I never pass the exam??
Driving a DeLorian car back to the future. Where is my pie?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
It's just a twinkle in your chef's eye still, unfortunately. Where's the bottle of red wine I need for the pot roast?
Where is the hangover remedy?
I don't know, but I've got a raw chuck roast in case anyone has a black eye. Where's my pepper-grinder?
milling about somewhere. Where is my salt?
In a lake in Utah. Where are my pie pans?
Your pan pipes are in the Andes. Where is my napkin?
In the trash can in the ladies' bathroom Where is my whisk?