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TallyMan
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26 Apr 2010, 7:19 am

Inside out.

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26 Apr 2010, 7:31 am

Your neighbor "borrowed" it while you were looking for your waiter's uniform

Where is my patience today?


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26 Apr 2010, 7:35 am

Waiting in a very long queue at Glasgow airport for a flight out of Europe

Where is my petri dish containing a sample of the small pox virus. I only put it down for a minute to check my emails?



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26 Apr 2010, 9:35 am

I think your mother in law misplaced it for a salad dish - it seems to contain radishes.

Where is my driver's license???????????? 8O



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26 Apr 2010, 9:45 am

Waiting for you on Friday all being well.

Where is the sun today?


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26 Apr 2010, 9:47 am

It seems to have migrated here. 8O

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26 Apr 2010, 9:49 am

It bounced.

Where is my rain, the garden is sulking.


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26 Apr 2010, 9:51 am

Somewhere in Britain I reckon.

Where is my future in case I never pass the exam?? 8O



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26 Apr 2010, 9:55 am

Driving a DeLorian car back to the future.

Where is my pie?


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26 Apr 2010, 9:57 am

It's just a twinkle in your chef's eye still, unfortunately.

Where's the bottle of red wine I need for the pot roast?



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26 Apr 2010, 9:59 am

:hic:

Where is the hangover remedy?


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26 Apr 2010, 10:02 am

I don't know, but I've got a raw chuck roast in case anyone has a black eye.

Where's my pepper-grinder?



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26 Apr 2010, 10:08 am

milling about somewhere.

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26 Apr 2010, 10:12 am

In a lake in Utah.

Where are my pie pans?



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26 Apr 2010, 10:14 am

Your pan pipes are in the Andes. :wink:

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26 Apr 2010, 10:17 am

In the trash can in the ladies' bathroom :eew:

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