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20 May 2010, 12:00 pm

Autism is caused by drilling for oil in your garden and finding a 20,000 volt cable.

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20 May 2010, 12:04 pm

Autism is caused by frying Stephen Fry for your fry up breakfast

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20 May 2010, 12:06 pm

Autism is caused by tickling full grown polar bears.

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20 May 2010, 12:21 pm

Autism is caused by using your Ken Dodd tickling stick to confuse the Inland Revenue Inspectors.

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20 May 2010, 12:25 pm

Autism is caused by Inland Revenue continuing to send letters to dead people even after they have apologised for doing so and supposedly deleted said persons address. (Maybe they are planning on upgrading their computers to Ouija boards)

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20 May 2010, 1:13 pm

Autism is caused by summer.

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20 May 2010, 1:45 pm

Autism is caused by swimming.

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20 May 2010, 1:52 pm

Autism is caused by swimming naked in a pool of molasses while playing the bagpipes.

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20 May 2010, 2:36 pm

Autism is caused by smoking.

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20 May 2010, 3:19 pm

Autism is caused by using pot lids as cymbals.

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20 May 2010, 4:03 pm

Autism is caused by smoking pot plants.

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20 May 2010, 5:50 pm

Autism is caused by shaving your arm pits.

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20 May 2010, 10:16 pm

Autism is caused by shaving your nose hair

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21 May 2010, 12:07 am

Autism is caused by late nights.

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21 May 2010, 6:27 am

Autism is caused by listening to local radio stations via a DAB radio.

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21 May 2010, 8:27 am

Autism is caused by listening to radio stations for the hard of hearing.

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