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Got thrown out of an airplane once, but it wasn't related to skydiving.

Tried to do the moonwalk in outer space.

Got in a fight with a fishmonger, and since, has never left home without a fish fork.

Tried to fight a duel using fish sticks instead of swords.

tried to write a limerick using limes instead of words

Tried to record Beatles songs with Goliath Beetles as backup singers.

Tried to re-enact the whole Bonanza series with Bananas.

Sat next to a former member of Wings on a flight, then ran into a member of The Who at the airport but didn't recognize him.

Drove next to one of The Cars on the highway without knowing it, and then discovered he didn't have enough money to see Johnny Cash.

Decided to become the first person to ski across the Gobi desert, but was beaten by a five year old, because he was distracted by a mirage of Freddy Krueger baking cranberry muffins.

Was turned into cheese for 24 hours by Sheogorath the Daedric Prince of madness.

Makes expensive jewelry by crocheting his pet tarantula's shed fur, shaping it into rings, and having it gold-plated.

Uses the tears of Eskimos to make an anti-love potion, and sells it to love struck Miley Cyrus fans, who think they're buying bottled water.

Can run faster than Usain Bolt (but only when he's sleeping)

Lives on the surface of a universe-within-a-universe called the Chaosphere. Inside it dwell eldritch monstrosities the colour of screaming, which sound like blood, and which devour worlds. Is tolerant enough to be close friends with one of these deeply misunderstood people. Together, armed only with kumquats, rolled-up copies of the [i]economist[//i] and Jimmy Page's guitar, they thwarted a plot to turn the population of this area of the universe into flashing, spinning lights by passing everyone through the eye of a tiger. They were subsequently posthumously awarded the Aragorn Award for Sheer Badass by the Committee for Octopus Rights and River Tam and Luna Lovegood's shared imaginary friend Sparrow of Betelgeuse, despite both still being alive.

Is one of Those whom Luna Lovegood sees.

Luna Lovegood does not have imaginary friends; she sees what others do not.