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Scolds her renegade chin hairs in a Scottish accent after removing them.

Makes jewelry for weasels using tin-plated toenail clippings.

Usually relies on a 4cm cube of chalk for inspiration on how to win friends and influence people. Founded the Chalk Cube Appreciation Society of Miskatonic. Sleeps in the headquarters there on some nights, using a table as a blanket and an acute angle as a pillow. Fell into the acute angle and found a cute Angel there, trapped, trying to get out, writing the phrase 'nemesis phase quasi-path' all over the non-existent peeling wallpaper clinging limply to the non-existent walls. Fell through the dot on the 'i' in 'quasi' and landed on a moon logic. The logic dictated that Sylkat, because dormice sleep, should be frozen yoghurt. The yoghurt was eaten by the being known as the Outsider, who was very nice about it. Moonbeams broke through the strange dimensions of the being's mind. On the moonlight was Sylkat's friend Luna. LUNA!!

Won a Blackie Lawless Look-Alike Contest.

When he was eight years old.

Won a Minnie Mouse lookalike contest, when she was five years old.

Won a Sylvester the Cat Look-Alike contest when she was seven.

got fourth place in a Sylkat lookalike contest.

Got 19th place in a Russian tank driving contest, because he accidentally plowed through a room of St. Basil's. Which was quite a feat, because the contest was not being held inside Moscow city limits.

Got 26th place in a tree-climbing contest, because the rope he was using to climb it broke and he had to use his bare hands.

Is currently attempting to publish a paper that proves the existence of flying mint bunnies.

Trains said bunnies to deliver mail.

Started a delivery service that sends packages by snail.

Rides a chariot pulled by 100 snails.

Waltzed with Walt Whitman in panda pajamas.

Danced a polka with Edna St. Vincent Millay while wearing a Smoky the Bear costume.

Tried to eat a ridiculously large burrito while biking down a steep hill but lost control, hit a pothole which sent her somersaulting into the air, then somehow ended up on a beach in Hawaii with her pockets full of tickets for Broadway musicals that don't premier until the year 2033.