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Sylkat
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09 Jun 2014, 10:29 pm

Could not understand why the tickets did not sell to his new, all-Eskimo production of 'Jesus Christ Superstar', premiering in Kabul.


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10 Jun 2014, 2:17 pm

Only drives her car in circles.


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10 Jun 2014, 2:23 pm

Goes down staircases walking on her hands.


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10 Jun 2014, 2:44 pm

THAT sounds like that scene in 'The Exorcist'......

Thank you SO much for reminding me.

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10 Jun 2014, 3:18 pm

Has the ability to turn her head 360 degrees.


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10 Jun 2014, 3:29 pm

Has the ability to turn invisible whenever she walks past a CCTV camera.



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10 Jun 2014, 3:56 pm

Has the ability to turn blue whenever he drinks water.


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10 Jun 2014, 4:22 pm

Has won several rosettes for elephant-back riding.


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10 Jun 2014, 6:08 pm

Has won several elephants for drawing rosettes.


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10 Jun 2014, 6:22 pm

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11 Jun 2014, 10:11 am

Once inflated 99 balloons in a single sitting.


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11 Jun 2014, 11:45 pm

Once recieved 18 love letters from a nurse in vietnam, each one containing a hand drawn portrait.

recreated from webcam spying. :D


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12 Jun 2014, 2:26 pm

Once received 30 love letters from a 10-year-old child


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12 Jun 2014, 4:13 pm

Once built a house out of popsicle sticks.


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12 Jun 2014, 4:22 pm

Once built a replica of the Russian Winter Palace from used Slurpee Cups.


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12 Jun 2014, 4:28 pm

Wants Bilhah replica for her Bible character action figures collection.