Page 1577 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1574, 1575, 1576, 1577, 1578, 1579, 1580 ... 2016  Next

babybird
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 96,102
Location: UK

15 Jun 2014, 12:53 pm

Planted a mouse in order to grow a moose.


_________________
we have existence


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

15 Jun 2014, 5:56 pm

Keeps yaks.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


Awake
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 12 May 2014
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 139

15 Jun 2014, 10:54 pm

Yaks about yawning yellow yaks to young Yolanda Yorgenson. Yeech.



Murihiku
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,948
Location: Queensland

16 Jun 2014, 2:16 am

Is married to the letter "Y".


_________________
It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


babybird
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 96,102
Location: UK

16 Jun 2014, 3:45 am

Collects empty pea pods.


_________________
we have existence


envirozentinel
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator

User avatar

Joined: 16 Sep 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,226
Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria

16 Jun 2014, 3:56 am

Collects the peas to use in pea shooters to use on unsuspecting passers by.



babybird
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 96,102
Location: UK

16 Jun 2014, 4:23 am

Collects unsuspecting passers by.


_________________
we have existence


i_wanna_blue
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,113

16 Jun 2014, 4:56 am

Bellows like Tarzan, from her rooftop each morning.



Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

16 Jun 2014, 5:42 am

Whispers insults in Swahili to old ladies in the street.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


CosmicRuss
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Apr 2010
Age: 160
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,101
Location: Location:Location

16 Jun 2014, 6:03 am

Chases Royal Mail workers and the occasional cat just for fun.


_________________
"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
- CosmicRuss


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

16 Jun 2014, 7:45 am

Folds paper bags as a party trick.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


envirozentinel
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator

User avatar

Joined: 16 Sep 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,226
Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria

16 Jun 2014, 8:25 am

Put a goldfish in the gravy boat a a party.



Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

16 Jun 2014, 9:03 am

Flicks peas at waiters.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


envirozentinel
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator

User avatar

Joined: 16 Sep 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,226
Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria

16 Jun 2014, 9:11 am

Flicks fleas at daters.



Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

16 Jun 2014, 11:49 am

Throws plates at fleas.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


CosmicRuss
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Apr 2010
Age: 160
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,101
Location: Location:Location

16 Jun 2014, 12:53 pm

Quickly flees plate throwing fleas given the opportunity.


_________________
"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
- CosmicRuss