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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Takes every opportunity to please fleas with peas and cheese.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 73,342Location: Over there
Has ears on his elbows.
Did you not know I'm a girl? Has elbows on his ears.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Wears tire irons dangling from her ears on anchor chains, and expects compliments for her earrings.
Wears eight inch high stilettoes to run a marathon.
Pretends she is doing the Ironman Triathlon as she leisurely pedals her exercise bike while watching 'Ab Fab' re-runs.
^^That's not actually far from the truth^^ Her real name is Mystic Meg.
Once worked in an office which was managed by a carrot.
Makes imitation carrots.
envirozentinel Forum Moderator
Joined: 16 Sep 2012Gender: MalePosts: 17,226Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria
Official carrot supplier to Bugs Bunny Inc. This includes promo items such as carrot earrings, carrot pendants, carrot coffee-mugs and carrot baseball caps, all of which she gets for free.
Lives in a house with the three little pigs.
Her uncle is The Big Bad Wolf.
Her cousin is a pumpkin.
Her nephew is a turnip.
Her turnip is a mushroom.