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Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 73,344Location: Over there
Is a professional ant dresser.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Collects prams
Has antlers, and a prawn named "Colin".
Chimes on the hour.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Runs her blender at the movies.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Thought 'The Phantom Of The Opera' was a ghost story.
Lillikoi Veteran
Joined: 22 Jul 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 11,797Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
Thinks that cut-up corn should be referred to as "off-the cob corn on the cob."
Thinks that planting acorns will grow corn.
Knows that Acorn is the Latin for "not corn".
Hunts toads every Sunday.
Is an accomplished player of the bin-liner.
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
His Unicorn breeding program has run into a little problem... They're All Gay! ...I think it's because they're all horny
Tried to start a Barbie and Ken doll breeding program, but was unaware that they have no 'parts'.
Her hobby is drawing the curtains.
Has legs that don't reach the ground.
Throws bananas at the mirror every day.