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19 Jun 2014, 5:42 pm

Is a professional ant dresser.


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19 Jun 2014, 5:45 pm

Collects prams


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19 Jun 2014, 5:50 pm

Has antlers, and a prawn named "Colin".


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19 Jun 2014, 5:51 pm

Chimes on the hour.


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19 Jun 2014, 6:05 pm

Runs her blender at the movies.



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19 Jun 2014, 7:27 pm

Thought 'The Phantom Of The Opera' was a ghost story.


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19 Jun 2014, 8:26 pm

Thinks that cut-up corn should be referred to as "off-the cob corn on the cob."


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20 Jun 2014, 12:20 am

Thinks that planting acorns will grow corn.


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20 Jun 2014, 12:23 am

Knows that Acorn is the Latin for "not corn".



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20 Jun 2014, 1:44 am

Hunts toads every Sunday.


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20 Jun 2014, 6:43 am

Is an accomplished player of the bin-liner.


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20 Jun 2014, 6:48 am

His Unicorn breeding program has run into a little problem...
They're All Gay!

...I think it's because they're all horny

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20 Jun 2014, 11:13 am

Tried to start a Barbie and Ken doll breeding program, but was unaware that they have no 'parts'.


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20 Jun 2014, 1:07 pm

Her hobby is drawing the curtains.


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20 Jun 2014, 3:03 pm

Has legs that don't reach the ground.


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20 Jun 2014, 3:21 pm

Throws bananas at the mirror every day.


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