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21 Jun 2014, 7:37 pm

Keeps her flea farm in the stable.


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21 Jun 2014, 7:41 pm

Keeps her goldfish in a stable.


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21 Jun 2014, 7:43 pm

Took her goldfish to a dancing school to learn how to waltz.


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21 Jun 2014, 7:45 pm

Can do the waltz on an iceberg with a polar bear.


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21 Jun 2014, 7:53 pm

Trained her polar bear to leave footprints on people's car windows at night.


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21 Jun 2014, 7:54 pm

Was raised by polar bears and so knows how to navigate an iceberg.


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21 Jun 2014, 7:56 pm

Used up an entire iceberg making Margaritas last summer.


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21 Jun 2014, 8:01 pm

Has a polar bear in her frigidaire who eats frozen margaritas and underwear.



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21 Jun 2014, 8:11 pm

Keeps his iPod in the refrigerator because he only listens to cool jazz.


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21 Jun 2014, 10:13 pm

Got told to "grow a pair of balls," so she buried two tennis balls in her garden.



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21 Jun 2014, 11:25 pm

Uses his guitar to beat "The Who".



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22 Jun 2014, 8:40 am

Believes that The Who would have been much more successful if they had played only polkas.


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22 Jun 2014, 10:19 am

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22 Jun 2014, 1:25 pm

Is the Phantom at The Opera Winfry Show.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:01 pm

has a vocabulary consisting of only the words "sweeter", "than", "uh", "chocolate", "taechannel" and "is".


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22 Jun 2014, 4:03 pm

Has a pet saucepan called Keith.


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