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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Keeps her flea farm in the stable.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Keeps her goldfish in a stable.
Took her goldfish to a dancing school to learn how to waltz.
Can do the waltz on an iceberg with a polar bear.
Trained her polar bear to leave footprints on people's car windows at night.
Was raised by polar bears and so knows how to navigate an iceberg.
Used up an entire iceberg making Margaritas last summer.
mezzanotte Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2014Gender: MalePosts: 1,506Location: Washington, D.C.
Has a polar bear in her frigidaire who eats frozen margaritas and underwear.
Keeps his iPod in the refrigerator because he only listens to cool jazz.
Got told to "grow a pair of balls," so she buried two tennis balls in her garden.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Uses his guitar to beat "The Who".
Believes that The Who would have been much more successful if they had played only polkas.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 73,345Location: Over there
Has an insect orchestra.
Is the Phantom at The Opera Winfry Show.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
has a vocabulary consisting of only the words "sweeter", "than", "uh", "chocolate", "taechannel" and "is".
Has a pet saucepan called Keith.