Username
Password
Remember Me
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 73,344Location: Over there
Is descended from hamsters.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
is descended from the Quagga.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Counts sugar grains into piles of ten.
Was born on a sailboat in the middle of the Sulu Sea.
Glued his head to the pavement.
Can crack a walnut with her eyelids.
Can tie his shoe laces with chopsticks.
Re-wrote Wuthering Heights when no-one was looking - it now includes llamas.
Owns a trained tea towel called Wilf.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Trains tea towels
Conspired to mash potatoes
Sleeps in a bed of mashed potatoes
Eats spaghetti through a curly straw.
Makes abusive phonecalls to the Speaking Clock
Went on a blind date with the speeking clock.
Wrote fan mail to Hannibal Lecter