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22 Jun 2014, 4:05 pm

Is descended from hamsters.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:06 pm

is descended from the Quagga.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:10 pm

Counts sugar grains into piles of ten.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:12 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 4:14 pm

Glued his head to the pavement.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:28 pm

Can crack a walnut with her eyelids.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:30 pm

Can tie his shoe laces with chopsticks.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:45 pm

Re-wrote Wuthering Heights when no-one was looking - it now includes llamas.


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22 Jun 2014, 4:48 pm

Owns a trained tea towel called Wilf.


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22 Jun 2014, 5:01 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:02 pm

Conspired to mash potatoes


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22 Jun 2014, 5:08 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:10 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:12 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:13 pm

Went on a blind date with the speeking clock.


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22 Jun 2014, 5:15 pm

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