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22 Jun 2014, 5:41 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:45 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:46 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:47 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 5:49 pm

Plays the spoons in an orchestra.


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22 Jun 2014, 5:51 pm

Is looking to buy a termite farm.

I'm off to get hammered before I lose my sanity completely!

Goodnight BB (and Cornflake)!



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22 Jun 2014, 5:54 pm

^^Goodnight then!^^

Organises tea parties for chimps.


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22 Jun 2014, 6:11 pm

Organizes political parties for chi,ps.


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22 Jun 2014, 6:19 pm

Campaigns to get voting rights for chimps



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22 Jun 2014, 6:24 pm

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22 Jun 2014, 6:25 pm

Runs for office on a platform of free veggie burgers for chimps when they buy banana chips at Burger King.


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22 Jun 2014, 8:31 pm

Was that one for me, Sylkat?

I draw the line at Burger King lol!



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22 Jun 2014, 9:36 pm

No, silly, the veggie burgers are for the chimps that go to Burger King for banana chips!


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22 Jun 2014, 9:53 pm

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23 Jun 2014, 12:04 am

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23 Jun 2014, 12:36 am

is 41% plutonium, 12% magma, and 2% fire ants.
the rest is dark matter.


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