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BetwixtBetween
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25 Jun 2014, 7:09 pm

Carries silly string to use in self defense.



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25 Jun 2014, 7:23 pm

Knit a sweater from Silly String.


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26 Jun 2014, 4:09 pm

Teaches young onions how to read.


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26 Jun 2014, 4:13 pm

Trains ostriches for polo and dressage.


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26 Jun 2014, 6:45 pm

Drinks ketchup based smoothies every day and has done so for 128 years.



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26 Jun 2014, 7:20 pm

Uses barley soup as detergent in the washing machine.


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26 Jun 2014, 7:25 pm

Shines bumpers in the Walmart parking lot and calls it "community service."



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26 Jun 2014, 7:28 pm

Subscribes to the 762-page Sears Rhinoceros Fancier's Catalog.



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26 Jun 2014, 7:31 pm

Has a freezer full of pimento loaf and bologna sandwiches. Says it's in case of invasion.



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26 Jun 2014, 7:32 pm

Thought it would be amusing to contact Sears' online help site and demand to know why bomb components are not offered in their catalogue.


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26 Jun 2014, 7:35 pm

Regularly combs through her earwax in search of intelligent microscopic life.



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26 Jun 2014, 7:36 pm

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26 Jun 2014, 7:46 pm

Thinks that a Mango is a more suggestive version of the Tango.


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26 Jun 2014, 10:16 pm

Thinks that a tire iron is used to iron tires flat for storage, just like you would iron a suit.


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26 Jun 2014, 11:38 pm

Is a Coelocanth in real life.



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27 Jun 2014, 12:38 am

stays up late at night ranting at the moon about how Shakespeare is a total hottie.


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