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I blame you that I'm highly tipsy. Of course, it could be anyone's fault when I'm highly tipsy, as far as I'm concerned. I'm having trouble spelling words now and making it to the end of a sentence coherently. This is taking a great deal of effort and focus, much like behaving NT when you're AS. But that does not mean I won't succeed.

I blame you for my terrible day at work. And now I shall follow your shining example, by opening a bottle of wine. So while I am at it, I will blame you for getting me drunk tonight

That's how I feel this morning, absolutely shiny. Thank goodness for vitamin B, water and coffee!

Being kind of a lightweight, that's really the first time I've had an entire bottle of wine by myself, and I actually didn't realize I'd gone through it as fast as I had. It seemed like 2 rather full glasses (about the size of a small mug and 2/3 full) and I was almost to the bottom already. So I just finished it, because it was tasty. And then I had my last beer from out of the fridge, because it was also tasty (Newcastle Brown Ale, particularly tasty after red wine for some reason, a Cabernet). Hooray for impaired decision-making! (Hooray beer!)

So I learned two important things:
* One bottle of wine + one beer brings me to a magical state where I truly can't tell whether or not I'm going to sober up without getting sick.
* I may not want to do that again, not for some time at least.

I think the trick is to drink a lot of water while you're still drunk and feeling good, so you don't have any trouble getting it down, haha.

In conclusion, I blame you for not warning me! How are you feeling? Oh and what made yesterday so terrible? (Sorry to hear that!)

It's your fault people are so utterly ignorant.

It's your fault there's violence inherent in the system!

It's your fault I had to go to linear algebra today.

It's your fault I forgot my keys, got locked out of the house, had to call my neighbor, got their voicemail, tried to get in through the windows, got picked up by the cops, drug-tested a false-positive for opium, got deported to Shanghai, got recruited by pirates, found myself tossed in with a bunch of machete-toting miscreants off the coast of Somalia, sunbaked, scurvy-ridden and bored to tears, shipwrecked on the island of Mauritius, spent weeks hiding from the local authorities, saw a live Dodo bird while hiding in the bushes, grabbed it and stuffed it in a sack, stole and inflatable pool toy, swam to the mainland, fought off numerous sharks with a taste for Dodo flesh, landed in Zanzibar, fled across Tanzania to Burundi, traded the dodo for a huge weapons cache, smuggled it via cropduster to Syria, bartered it for yellowcake Uranium, sold it on the black market for bajillions, gambled away all the winnings in the French Riviera, and still made it home in time for dinner.

It's your fault my eyes just crossed from reading all that.

that sticky stuff on my shelves is all your fault.

^ It's your fault that I am not able to get down to the local charity shop tomorrow in order to find a piece for this costume I've been planning for weeks which I was meant to wear tomorrow morning, also I now officially blame you for accidently making my spill my drink whilst writing this, it was the last drop aswell!

-Wow, now I suddenly feel quite relieved-

You should consider asking Scott McCloud about that, he's the one who made his glasses look like coca-cola bottoms!
Haha

I blame you for the fact that I ate waffles for lunch.

I blame you for the splitting migrane I have now got. (Ouch!)

I blame you for making me feel bad about your migraine.

I blame you for making me feel lost for words of how warmed I feel that someone cares. Also I blame you for making me not make sense.