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04 May 2008, 3:05 am

why would I be angry?
my next guess was going to be 'pft'
and then 'I am me'

oh!
A windmill!
I put 'windmill' ih the 'word associattion' game recently.
Lucky.


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04 May 2008, 3:11 am

your turn


i have a head ache


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04 May 2008, 3:20 am

okay, the hint for this one is Steve's profession!

Steve, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.

On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.

Steve weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.

He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.

How did he manage this?


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04 May 2008, 6:15 pm

Does he juggle them?



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04 May 2008, 8:26 pm

DanteRF wrote:
Does he juggle them?


correcto-mundo 8) :wtg:


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05 May 2008, 12:38 pm

A man is sitting in a chair lumped over a table inside a tent. The police declared the man had committed suicide... the only thing in the tent were four quarter-sized wooden discs in the corner, a newspaper article about the man, a gun, and a cane. Was there foul play involved? So why did this man kill himself?

This is a little different. You can ask me yes or no questions to help find the answer. Because there is no way based on what I gave you that you could get the right answer. You could but very improbable.
I'll be here for the next 10 minutes. Then back around 4.



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06 May 2008, 11:51 am

He's the world's shortest man. Some kids though it would be a good joke to cut some of his cane down. When he went to use it he thought he had grown and killed himself because thats all he ever was.


A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?



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07 May 2008, 6:37 am

i dont see a specific time so...
It was daytime?


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07 May 2008, 6:43 am

correct!
sorry :oops: I am still trying to overcome my fear of winning...
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07 May 2008, 6:51 am

damn... i hate finding more :x
you tricked me! :evil:


How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?


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07 May 2008, 8:26 am

....12

Is that even a riddle?



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07 May 2008, 8:28 am

well some people say 4... :?
but your correct... :D


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08 May 2008, 8:49 am

"I don't understand, Doc," complained Benny Jackson, a man who dedicates his life to trying to impress women, but has yet to succeed.
"What happened this time?" Doc Jim asked as he sat down beside the troubled youth.
"You know Samantha Wilcox? Her father owns several prize horses and has won countless racing medals with them, so Samantha won't look at a guy twice unless he's got a heart bigger for animals than himself. I thought I had my story down right. Will you tell me where I went wrong?"
"Sure, what'd you tell her?"
"A few years back I decided I'd take my mule, Miss Molly, out with me to go gold mining. Several months went by and I found nothing, but I kept looking. One day, I struck the motherlode. It was cold, miserable weather, and Miss Molly wasn't feeling too good. So, instead of gettin' all that gold I found, I stayed with her for weeks. Poor girl was pregnant, and after a few months of waiting and nursing, she gave birth to a healthy baby. I didn't get the gold, I just brought the two home."
"Well, Ben, You're just lucky she didn't throw you out a window with a story like that!"

What was Benny's mistake?



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08 May 2008, 9:13 am

Is the answer that mules are nearly always infertile?



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08 May 2008, 9:43 am

Yes.



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08 May 2008, 10:00 am

Okay

A boy was hit by a car. In an incredible coincidince the car was driven by the boy's father and his wife. The boy is rushed to hospital while the parents stay at the accident site. However, when the boy is taken into surgery the surgeon takes one look at him and declares: "I can't operate on him, he's my son!"

How can this be?