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whiteskunk
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15 Sep 2007, 8:27 am

Granted but you can't find a perch strong enough to hold you.

I wish I were a eunectes murinus.

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Hey I know my rights! I'm entitled to a phone call and a. . .strip search.

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15 Sep 2007, 8:40 am

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted but you can't find a perch strong enough to hold you.

I wish I were a eunectes murinus.

Granted:

But first you have to propose to Chris Crocker or whatever the weird guys' name is who likes Brittney Speared.

I wish I were a Spartan.

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15 Sep 2007, 9:04 am

Granted. You are hailed as Sparta's greatest hero.

I wish the anime characters I named in the "Marry. . ." thread became real so that I could atleast date them.

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15 Sep 2007, 9:30 am

Granted, they are now real. However, it's up to both you and them whether you date eachother.

I wish I were a linguist.

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15 Sep 2007, 1:53 pm

Granted, but you have AIDs.

I wish that I could become temporarily invisible.

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15 Sep 2007, 3:26 pm

invisible only in the mirror.

I wish i had a nice big, apple.

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15 Sep 2007, 3:40 pm

Granted, it's poisonous

I want a pimpin post count.

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15 Sep 2007, 4:17 pm

Granted but since AA does not know what that is, he cannot corrupt.

I wish I had a book of hairstyles so that I can ask the barber when I go for my imminent haircut.

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15 Sep 2007, 4:25 pm

Granted, but its a book of hairstyles for poodles.

I wish I could be a famous author.

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15 Sep 2007, 4:27 pm

Granted, but you don't know who to write for.

I wish I was lactose intolerant so I wouldn't be as fat as I am already.

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15 Sep 2007, 4:29 pm

Granted but you need 10 litres of milk a day to keep alive.

I wish I had a nice Sony Vaio laptop

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15 Sep 2007, 4:30 pm

Granted, but you accidentally eat a pizza riddled with AIDS and rich lactose containing cheese.

I wish that people would just leave General Petraeus alone!

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15 Sep 2007, 4:33 pm

Granted but they go after General Petraeus anyway.

I wish someone came forth with evidence proving Senator Craig is gay!

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15 Sep 2007, 4:34 pm

Graelwyn wrote:

Granted but you need 10 litres of milk a day to keep alive.

I wish I had a nice Sony Vaio laptop

I did post before anubis... would be nice if someone responded to it.

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15 Sep 2007, 4:41 pm

Oops.

Granted, but it is prone to crashes and AIDS.

I wish that I was a vampire.

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15 Sep 2007, 4:44 pm

Granted, but you puncture your bottom lip every time you close your mouth.

I wish I lived by the sea

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