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26 Apr 2008, 2:50 pm

also coming to a store near you!

Blood Pressure Cuff Tycoon...

become a manufactuer and run your competition into the ground!

we could have a whole series of games.. all blood pressure cuff themed..

then GTLA grand theft lead apron

and lead apron tycoon

and GTPC

grand theft powerchair

and powerchair tycoon

and GTS

grand theft strapple

and strapple tycoon


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26 Apr 2008, 2:53 pm

I've always said, that if you absolutely have to kill someone, atleast do so in a creative manner.

I haven't ever tried killing anyone with blood pressure cuffs... but I'll take it as a challenge :twisted:


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26 Apr 2008, 2:57 pm

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I've always said, that if you absolutely have to kill someone, atleast do so in a creative manner.

I haven't ever tried killing anyone with blood pressure cuffs... but I'll take it as a challenge :twisted:


its really easy... wrap it around their neck and inflate to 300 mmhg..


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26 Apr 2008, 3:02 pm

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its really easy... wrap it around their neck and inflate to 300 mmhg..


Hmmm... yeah, so it would seem... *pokes the passed out body with a stick* The trick is to prevent him from just taking the cuffs off again.


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26 Apr 2008, 3:04 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:
Strapples wrote:
its really easy... wrap it around their neck and inflate to 300 mmhg..


Hmmm... yeah, so it would seem... *pokes the passed out body with a stick* The trick is to prevent him from just taking the cuffs off again.


he wont wake up...

because you wouldnt deflate it at all... you would just leave it at 300 mmhg... which would keep the blood vessels clamped off...

or you can get a heavy duty cuff (they go up to 600mmhg some of them) and wrap it around his head and go to 600mmhg on that and 300mmhg on his neck... so he is both suffocated and strangled... or his head is crushed into oblivion.. whichever comes first


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26 Apr 2008, 3:16 pm

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Creating suckpuppets eh? Sounds terrifying :)


Sounds cowardly. :wink:


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26 Apr 2008, 3:53 pm

Todays science experiment: testing to see if your head can withstand the pressure of a loaded truck!


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26 Apr 2008, 3:54 pm

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Todays science experiment: testing to see if your head can withstand the pressure of a loaded truck!


ick... i wouldnt like that kind of pressure... id rather have a heavy duty cuff wrapped around my head inflated to 600mmhg... maybe even a heavy heavy duty (these dont exist... i wish they did) inflated to 1200 mmhg :D


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26 Apr 2008, 4:31 pm

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Todays science experiment: testing to see if your head can withstand the pressure of a loaded truck!


I think the answer to that is obvious, isn't it?

I wonder how many cowardly sockpuppets are running around WP, posting regularly. :roll:


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26 Apr 2008, 4:36 pm

SilverProteus wrote:
AndersTheAspie wrote:
Todays science experiment: testing to see if your head can withstand the pressure of a loaded truck!


I think the answer to that is obvious, isn't it?

I wonder how many cowardly sockpuppets are running around WP, posting regularly. :roll:


i still think it would be more fun to die by blood pressure cuff :D


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26 Apr 2008, 4:43 pm

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SilverProteus wrote:
AndersTheAspie wrote:
Todays science experiment: testing to see if your head can withstand the pressure of a loaded truck!


I think the answer to that is obvious, isn't it?

I wonder how many cowardly sockpuppets are running around WP, posting regularly. :roll:


i still think it would be more fun to die by blood pressure cuff :D


That would probably be a more comfy way to go. :lol:


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26 Apr 2008, 4:47 pm

Wow... that was really something I needed for my photographic memory :(


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26 Apr 2008, 5:20 pm

He/she should be banned soon...


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26 Apr 2008, 5:23 pm

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He/she should be banned soon...


i have a high resolution pic of blood pressure cuff set as my desktop.. all i need to do is hit my cursor on the upper left and all windows dissapear... it helps me to look at blood pressure cuffs to clear my mind :)


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26 Apr 2008, 5:26 pm

Really? 8)

I don't feel particulary shocked by that image...it's disgusting, no doubt. Of course I would rather not see it. I hope the mods clean up the mess he/she is doing soon.


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26 Apr 2008, 5:27 pm

SilverProteus wrote:
Really? 8)

I don't feel particulary shocked by that image...it's disgusting, no doubt. Of course I would rather not see it. I hope the mods clean up the mess he/she is doing soon.


that kind of stuff really shocks me... hence i need to have comfort images that are quickly accessible so i can get my mind off of things like that and back onto things they should be like BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS!! !


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