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jojobean
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25 Jul 2010, 4:07 pm

personator of charasmatic christian televangelist

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25 Jul 2010, 4:13 pm

"Some poor chump working in a box factory."

If you don't get it, it means you don't watch the Simpsons. An admirable trait. :hmph:

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25 Jul 2010, 4:27 pm

alternative post modern historian

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25 Jul 2010, 9:36 pm

Confused legume.

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26 Jul 2010, 12:10 am

One who can haz cheezburger.

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26 Jul 2010, 1:41 am

English professor. :lol:

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26 Jul 2010, 7:28 am

Uncle "fester".

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26 Jul 2010, 9:20 am

casino manager

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26 Jul 2010, 9:21 am

card counter at the casino.

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26 Jul 2010, 9:23 am

Airport security guard stationed at a subway.

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26 Jul 2010, 9:27 am

Security guard at Toys R' Us stopping the little miscreants from shoplifting --- and is armed with a real bazooka!

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26 Jul 2010, 3:06 pm

Angry parent in Toy's R us trying to make his way out of the store..

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26 Jul 2010, 4:16 pm

Professional David Suchet impersonator.

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26 Jul 2010, 4:30 pm

Professional Booyakasha impersonator... You're nearly as good at impersonating her as me. :wink:

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30 Jul 2010, 6:43 am

Tube train operator.

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30 Jul 2010, 8:44 am

magazine editor..

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