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25 May 2010, 2:38 am

Autism is caused by mashed potatoes and swiss cheese (assuming the victim survives the deadly combination). :lol:


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25 May 2010, 3:02 am

Autism is caused by exorcism.


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25 May 2010, 3:19 am

Autism is caused by lack of milk.

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25 May 2010, 3:47 am

Autism is caused by too much milk



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25 May 2010, 3:56 am

Autism is caused by mashed potatoes and swiss cheese (assuming the victim survives the deadly combination). :lol:


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25 May 2010, 7:18 am

Autism is caused by eating beef.

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25 May 2010, 12:15 pm

Autism is caused by eating exotic endangered animals and thinking they taste like chicken



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25 May 2010, 1:17 pm

Autism is caused by dancing with chickens.


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25 May 2010, 1:47 pm

Autism is caused from falling going up steps...



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25 May 2010, 3:36 pm

Autism is caused by being eaten alive.

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25 May 2010, 4:13 pm

Autism is caused by eating your own finger



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25 May 2010, 4:56 pm

Autism is caused by having 20,000 posts and not telling us about it....





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25 May 2010, 4:57 pm

Autism is caused by snot.


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25 May 2010, 5:07 pm

Autism is caused by animated gif images.

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25 May 2010, 5:09 pm

Autism is caused by using public toilets in a Tijuana bus station.


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26 May 2010, 2:16 am

:idea: Autism is caused by "calculator parents." Like the (now debunked) "refrigerator mothers" theory, this theory states that autism is caused by parents who behave like calculators. Though it has been demonstrated that shifting heat from inside yourself to outside is harmless to offspring, it has been shown in VERY VERY CORRECT studies funded by Autism Speaks, which as we all know is a paragon of shining morals and good science, that having numbers on your buttons will give your children autism.

In fact, 100% of surveyed parents who wrote numbers on their shirt buttons also had autistic children. This rate is more than a hundred times what it is in the general population. Overall, these cases made up 0% of the total number surveyed in our observational study. As the figure yielded a small sample size, however, further studies may be needed.