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mezzanotte
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15 Jul 2014, 5:08 pm

Once fought a dragon disguised as a car while armed with a broom and the lid of a trash can.

When the dragon began yelling for help and dragon riders emerged from their castle, he deftly escaped into the darkness of the night.

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15 Jul 2014, 10:30 pm

Will not sit in the same room as anyone who isn't wearing a Nixon mask. Runs away, screaming and clearly terrified when maskless people enter.

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16 Jul 2014, 12:47 am

is a teenage gary.

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16 Jul 2014, 6:56 am

Enjoys frightening people with an interpretive dance rendition of The Shawshank Redemption.

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16 Jul 2014, 7:16 am

Is expected to get a job in the workshop making toys but really wants to become a dentist.

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mezzanotte
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26 Jul 2014, 5:31 pm

Threw a football-sized leprechaun named Raymond into the ocean in a drunken rage because Raymond mocked his favorite Broadway musical.

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28 Jul 2014, 4:12 pm

Once attempted to achieve world domination by using an army of leprechauns to distract the world leaders by performing the dance of the seven veils while he stole their nuclear weapons.

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29 Jul 2014, 6:15 pm

Often demands to be addressed as "Mrs. Enid Tibbles", without realising it.

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29 Jul 2014, 8:23 pm

Takes part in secret greased belly sliding competitions in shopping malls at midnight.

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29 Jul 2014, 10:22 pm

Life goals include:
"a. Green skin
2. Swan-diving into an enormous vat of orange jello
and third:
Winning a Nobel Prize for mastering the art of caramelizing onions."

jrjones9933
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29 Jul 2014, 10:36 pm

No one mentions that they aren't fooled by the Italian accent.

ThetaIn3D
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30 Jul 2014, 1:12 am

Collects cats who look like Hitler.

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30 Jul 2014, 1:16 am

Does not realize that there were cats in the Third Reich. They were called Kitzen.

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30 Jul 2014, 5:03 am

Chews wasps at parties.

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jrjones9933
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30 Jul 2014, 7:12 am

Runs laps around swimming pools.

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30 Jul 2014, 7:31 am

Is attempting to cross-breed Sellotape with a hamster.

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