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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Spends hours fluffing her fur.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 73,316Location: Over there
Irritates newts with duct tape, often in groups of three.
BetwixtBetween Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2014Age: 43Gender: FemalePosts: 3,543Location: Mostly in my head
Wears a toupee made of spaghetti noodles. Thinks nobody can tell.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
spends attoseconds pondering the existence of noodles before prostrating herself in total submission to said noodles.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Made an altar to the Spaghetti Monster to which he sacrifices each day a portion of his Bolognese spaghetti.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Lives in Lego Land.
Tried to recreate Lego Land using cubes of fermented tofu. Wondered where all the flies came from.
Made miso soup out of wilted oak leaves.
Was born in 1823.
Was born in helicopter.
Went to a fancy dress party dress as her next door neighbour, who nobody knows.
Went to a fancy dress party as Marie Antoinette. Carried her head in her hands. The hostess asked her to leave.
dressed up as one of CockneyRebel's peas for Easter.
Dressed up as red French beret for Carnival!
Bedecked her ear tufts with twinkling Christmas lights, just so Santa would leave extra gifts.
Sends a letter every year to dormouse Santa in which she lists all celery and carrot flowers she has eaten.