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06 Jan 2020, 1:25 am

got enough baloney in the white house so i'll stick with balogna. and give me all your money, por favor ;)

choose one-

a ferrari, bright yellow
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a VW beetle, carnation pink



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06 Jan 2020, 1:27 am

Beetle playing Beatles

Beatles or Beatles?


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06 Jan 2020, 1:35 am

Well since there is no choice...

Sit in empty room for a week
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Go a week without sleep


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06 Jan 2020, 1:38 am

Empty room, but may I have my pillow? :cry:

Be eight years old forever or be seventy-eight years old forever?


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06 Jan 2020, 1:39 am

be a 70 year old in the body of an 8 year old.

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06 Jan 2020, 1:43 am

Mmmmmm .... probably 78, because I wouldn't want to go to school again and be unable to drive or live on my own.

Jalapeños or Margarine?


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06 Jan 2020, 1:45 am

i'll use the margarine to grease the frying pan.

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06 Jan 2020, 1:46 am

jalapeno

permanent long toenails
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permanent itchy sweater


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06 Jan 2020, 1:46 am

my sweater can be as itchy as it wants to be, as i don't wear sweaters.

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06 Jan 2020, 1:49 am

I used to chew my toenails when young so that wouldn't last

be stuck in a horrible opera
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in a horrible bar


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06 Jan 2020, 1:49 am

opera. "pal-yat-chee." :nerdy:

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06 Jan 2020, 1:50 am

OMG those are both NASTY! :eew: :eew: :eew:

Probably the toes because I'm barefoot a lot. Definitely not the sweater.

Never use skin cream again, or never use toothpaste again?


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06 Jan 2020, 2:01 am

never used skin creams, so that

try to park a school bus in a crowded Walmart parking lot
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do a marathon in handstands


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06 Jan 2020, 2:03 am

Bus. I hope it isn't parallel parking.

Don't eat for a week or don't feed your pet for three days?


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06 Jan 2020, 2:08 am

compromise, my pet will eat one day then I will eat one day

boring lecture
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unable to turn off Nickelback


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06 Jan 2020, 2:13 am

boring lecture, i'll bring a sleeping bag, earplugs and shades.

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