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07 Apr 2008, 10:09 am

Granted, but you arrive ten minutes after everyone else has left.

I wish I had a better avatar.



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07 Apr 2008, 11:40 am

Granted, but your computer just broke down.

I wish we could choose between different lives before being born.



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07 Apr 2008, 11:53 am

Granted. You chose to be someone who leads the most perfect life, with perfect friends, perfect house with a perfect wife and perfect kids (Welcome to Stepford).

I wish I wasn't here.



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07 Apr 2008, 12:36 pm

Granted.*

I wish money grew on trees.







* (Yup, just granted. Nothing more to add.)



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07 Apr 2008, 12:45 pm

Granted, but you need to apply a 1Kg fertilizer of pure gold for each dollar bill grown.

I wish I didn't like chocolate.



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07 Apr 2008, 1:53 pm

Granted - you are an anorexic.

I wish the Moon had an atmosphere so one could live there.



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07 Apr 2008, 4:53 pm

Granted, but the atmosphere is sulphur based and toxic to humans

I wish I could understand NTs without being one.


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07 Apr 2008, 6:19 pm

Granted, you can't understand anything else however.

I wish I had masses of cats that poop far from my house



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07 Apr 2008, 7:07 pm

Granted, they poop in your teachers yard and they fail you.

I wish to go on vacation to the moon, with O2. :wink:


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07 Apr 2008, 7:21 pm

Granted, but the earth is nuked while you're gone, so you guys are stuck on the moon.
I wish I had a robot named Roger, who would do all my housework perfectly.



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08 Apr 2008, 12:38 am

Granted: but you have to keep him constantly occupied, or his secondary objective [Destroy mankind] takes over.

I wish for the ability to write things down just by thinking them and touching a piece of paper.


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08 Apr 2008, 3:20 am

granted but mixed personal thoughts come out as well.

i wish for a dragon 8)



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08 Apr 2008, 4:57 am

Granted but it incenerates you to death.

I wish I receive almost full marks in my drama exam on the 27th. Very exciting!


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08 Apr 2008, 7:40 am

granted but meanies beat you up for being better. :roll:


i wish for a brain!



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08 Apr 2008, 9:30 am

Granted: but is sucks even worse then the scarecrows.

I wish for flying pigs and evil space monkeys to roam the city of New York... for no other reason than that the news are getting a little slow these days.


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08 Apr 2008, 10:32 am

Granted: But a snowstorm hits New York as the news reporters arrive.

I wish I had a helicopter