Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but the worldwide supply of helicopter fuel has run out.

I wish for psychic powers.

Granted, but your powers are limited to seeing when and how you will die.

I wish for twice the amount of whatever the person after me wishes for.

granted but are you sure you want half a dozen horny hamsters ???

i want a muntant spider

Granted, but it spins a web around you and eats you alive.

I wish for some hamster traps, I seem to be over-run with them and they're breeding all over the place?

granted but you are so sad to see the little things go that you cry a river in your house

i want a hundred red roses from someone i know

Granted, but they are from someone you hate.

I wish for a dry house, mine's all wet.

granted but its made out of sand

i want a hot dog

Granted, A hot sweaty Saint Bernard jumps onto you after a ten mile run.

I wish for some cement and bricks to go with the sand so I can build a house.

granted but you get stuck in the cement

i want a leash for my new st bernard

Granted, but he eats everything you own and you can't afford to feed him, so you have to give him away to the dog's home.

I wish for a hammer and chisel, I seem to be stuck.

granted but you cant free your self so my spinning sakura comes to free you

i want bob my doggie back even if i have to feed him my horny hamsters

Bob is returned. I give you all my hamsters to feed him with.

I wish you luck with the dog.

yay thank you for bob back
now i must go and take him for his walkies
hugs to you and good luck wid the building of your new house

Hmm, not sure how to corrupt that.
I wish I lived on 24th century Earth, in the Star Trek universe.

Granted, but every day is a rerun.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

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Granted, you will now sleep for the next twenty years and be refreshed afterwards

I wish I could think of the uncorruptable wish