Where is my..... [Game]

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Still training in the yard.

Where is my cheese and chive toasty?

Being displayed on the Food Network. They said you could have it back once the show airs, in September.

Where are my morning meds?

Still med-itating.

Where is my sun lotion?

You tossed it when it didn't stop your hair from turning pink.

Where is my apron?

Stolen by a freemason!


Where are my pipe and slippers, woman?

She's bringing them along with a plate full of haggis and a single malt. What more could a man want.

Where is my steak and kidney pudding?

Still sitting on the table, waiting for you to toss them into the blender and make pudding of them.

Where is my Cave Story?

You lost and forgot it on the cave trip.

Where is my camera?

Confiscated for taking inappropriate photographs of chess pieces.

Where is my chess set?

It has gone into the FBI witness protection program as a key witness in the inappropriate-photography case against AnonymousAnonymous.

Where are my pine nuts?

They've gone nuts and are pining for the forest.

Where is mon amie this evening?

En route à toi ... by bicycle. It'll take her a while to get there.

Where is my red bandanna?

You left it at the Abbey it is currently being worn by the abbot.

Where is my Matrix DVD?

Is it the one that's sitting on my coffee table?

Where are my car keys? -- really have to go now, ciao

Is that why my car won't start?

Where is my flying car? It is 2010, you know.

Yes. We call them "airplanes"

Where is my dessert?