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has broken a mirror exactly trice, and thus endured a terrible misfortune of lacking triple beard.

it seems like she's gonna keep going on about this beard business even in all her next lives!!
what have i done.

Hey, I can't allow your beard to be neglected! Since you won't buy that beard comber you said you would three days ago.

i did actually! it's called a rake.

Loool well you better! and I suppose you called that rake Jake

Only eats cornflake cakes by Jake.

Only eats cardboard-tasting corn cob cakes prepared by Cornflake.

(if this were the BANNED thread i'd be prosecuted for implying that Cornflake's culinary crafts taste like cardboard...well only this one)

Rates crates of First Mate Cornflake's great homemade flakey-baked cakes any time he's awake, for milkshakes and fake snake steaks conflagrated during wake breaks.

everyone here who doesn't realize the truthfulness of your custom rank is by default bizarre.

wake breaks?

Thanks!

I didn't say that myself, but I really appreciated it, so it's been officially adopted. Best compliment I've had in a while.

Wake Breaks - you know, for when everyone is so sad during the part after the main funeral that they have to go take 5 minutes every so often, just to recoup themselves.

nice. very nice. you're welcome


he once tried to train a gros michel banana to appreciate fine journalism.

he once tried to marry a very stylish gros michael banana.

well? tell me - did she say yes??? (but she can't sign marriage documents?)



every Tuesday she takes her parsnips for a walk to the train station. and eats them.

Lol yes, you two married in Vegas after a party You were given permission to sign her documents.

Anyway, after that marriage, he eloped with her to Kalahari desert and begotted 10 tiny baby bananas

Booyakasha's Toothless' artificial horizon instrumentation is perpetually inverted.

loool

His pants are made of spider-web.