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Awilder
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26 Nov 2014, 3:34 pm

counts every single drop of water in sink..


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26 Nov 2014, 3:40 pm

each morning has to pluck exactly 7,5 hairs off his beard lest he be cursed by an evil witch!



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26 Nov 2014, 3:44 pm

goes around asking for tissue donations when she does not need any such..


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26 Nov 2014, 3:47 pm

has seven hearts, fourteen kidneys, three sets of beards and twenty seven elbows.



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26 Nov 2014, 3:51 pm

that makes me out to be a mutant booyakasha.. is actually conducting stage plays in her back yard..


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26 Nov 2014, 3:53 pm

lool, sorry, just kidding! i took too much guarana it seems :)


his paternal grandfather used to be an elf with seven beards.



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26 Nov 2014, 3:57 pm

Is actually the reason why elves look like liv tyler... 8O


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26 Nov 2014, 4:04 pm

once built a perfectly functioning slice of turbo toast using only a carburetor, fish oil and guarana leaves.


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26 Nov 2014, 4:06 pm

evil laughter is actually a telly tubby


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26 Nov 2014, 4:12 pm

uses tubby sponges whenever his knees get dirty.



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26 Nov 2014, 4:15 pm

Is really the egyptian goddess Bast.. 8O


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26 Nov 2014, 4:17 pm

Drinks xocolatl following the original recipe with chilli powder.



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26 Nov 2014, 4:21 pm

Has blonde hair but, pretends it's brunette


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26 Nov 2014, 4:23 pm

has hair, but pretends he has no hair and his bald shininess is visible from alpha centauri.


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26 Nov 2014, 8:36 pm

Squirrels love him; I mean, they really obsessively adore him to a frightening degree. For this reason, he avoids public parks.


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27 Nov 2014, 3:48 am

and he is completely obsessed with giraffes, has one in his garden, and has made a 20 m high shed for his favourite pet.