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Is stockpiling black spray paint because she has Devious Plans for Black Friday.

Do not ask.

Asked last year. She learned her lesson well.

Gave SOMEBODY the idea of celebrating Black Friday with black spray paint.

makes pizza shaped only like a lotus flower or gingko leaf.

injects pajama extract into her inferior vena cava to negate the effects of noodle OD.

thinks that if he scratches himself trice every three minutes behind the left ear lobe, his eyelashes will bloom with magnolia flowers

i don't think it.
it's the plain truth. i do it and then my eyes are constantly watering and i have to see a witch doctor.

...is the stockbroker of the ex boyfriend of the neighbor of the witch doctors left-hand lady.

lol

he confused mighty druid for a witch doctor just because she has big sign on her door "witch doctor"

Was previously unaware that a door sign reading 'Witch Doctor' refers to a Wiccan Dermatologist.

actually resides in the underground tunnels of the morlocks..

has obviously found The Time machine.

Believes that grinding yams into a powder and mixing it into a glass of tequila will cure her of her wildly ingrown toenails.

has made a potent potion by mixing dry possum powder with porcupine tale juice in order to grow some chest hair.

has made the same potion, but replaced the possum with a flounder, to reverse her wild, unchecked chest and back hair growth!

Is actually a unicorn wearing a human costume.

does not live in Zagreb, Croatia, but in fact, a small village in Missouri named "Zagreb".