Where is my..... [Game]

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It's in the desert.

Where is add'l time for me?

Just stop your watch and take all the time you want.

Where is the pigeon that eats my vegetable seedlings?

Get him in the pot and call him "squab"

Where is my butter knife?

Gone to be sharpened... it couldn't even cut butter.

Where is my chopping board?

On the rubbish heap after you chopped clean through it with reginaterrae's newly sharpened butter knife!

Where is a mate to have coffee with?

Waiting for you down at Starbucks.

Where is the bird I hear, chirring after dark?

Trying to get its revenge on the rooster that wakes it up every morning.

Where is my soldering iron?

You soldered it to the ironwork you were fixing last week.

Where is my copy of this morning's music?

It came yesterday and you missed it.

Where is my newletter email about more French talking books?

Lost in cyberspace


Now tell me again...Where's Wally?

He changed his name to Willy and got freed to swim the oceans again.

Where is my heavenly body?

Abducted by heavenly aliens.

Where is my aura?

Glowing at it gets hit by charged solar particles.

Where is my Cherenkov radiation?

Cherenkov decided to claim copyright on it.

Where is mine remaining 6,5 lives?

I don't know about all of them but I think the next one is booked as an ox.

Where is my dinner?

Hehe

i think it just passed your stomodaeum.

Where is my camel trophy?