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TallyMan
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02 May 2010, 11:35 am

It got the hump and left.

Where is my chocolate pudding?


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02 May 2010, 1:21 pm

:oops:

Where is my copy of "Newest Edition of Ventriloquist Manual - Contemporary Art of Ventriloquism".



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02 May 2010, 1:29 pm

It spoke for itself and left.

Where is my ... what is it called ... I've forgotten ... my ? ...


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02 May 2010, 1:31 pm

:scratch:

Where is my extra scratching hand? Seem to have lost her due to some inexplicable scratching mania.



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02 May 2010, 1:35 pm

:lol:

It appears to be waving around frantically.

Where is my furry dice?


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02 May 2010, 1:47 pm

Sorry, furry/fluffy dice is forbidden by law because they seem to be too distracting for safe driving. :shameonyou:

Where is my Jeep???



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02 May 2010, 1:48 pm

You ran over it with your tank this morning. :shameonyou:

Where is my car insurance?


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02 May 2010, 1:53 pm

8O Was that that note I hit into the trash-bin??? 8O :oops:

Where is my feather duster????



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02 May 2010, 1:54 pm

Coming your way...

Where is my hiding place?


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02 May 2010, 1:55 pm

There is no hiding place!! !! ! :twisted:

Where is anti-giggling device?



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02 May 2010, 1:58 pm

I think I swallowed it ! !! !! ! 8O 8O 8O

Where is my glass of water?


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02 May 2010, 2:01 pm

Here you are, but don't choke on it!

Where is my screwdriver?



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02 May 2010, 2:03 pm

In your handbag along with your set of spanners, electric arc welder and anvil.

Where is my football?


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02 May 2010, 2:04 pm

Sorry, I lent it to Aunt Elma, she needed it for her match against uncle Chuckster.

Where is my chess board?



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02 May 2010, 2:05 pm

It got bored and left.

Where is a safe place to hide?


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02 May 2010, 2:09 pm

There is no place to hide! :D

Where is my victory?