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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
It got the hump and left. Where is my chocolate pudding?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Where is my copy of "Newest Edition of Ventriloquist Manual - Contemporary Art of Ventriloquism".
It spoke for itself and left. Where is my ... what is it called ... I've forgotten ... my ? ...
Where is my extra scratching hand? Seem to have lost her due to some inexplicable scratching mania.
It appears to be waving around frantically. Where is my furry dice?
Sorry, furry/fluffy dice is forbidden by law because they seem to be too distracting for safe driving. Where is my Jeep???
You ran over it with your tank this morning. Where is my car insurance?
Was that that note I hit into the trash-bin??? Where is my feather duster????
Coming your way... Where is my hiding place?
There is no hiding place!! !! ! Where is anti-giggling device?
I think I swallowed it ! !! !! ! Where is my glass of water?
Here you are, but don't choke on it! Where is my screwdriver?
In your handbag along with your set of spanners, electric arc welder and anvil. Where is my football?
Sorry, I lent it to Aunt Elma, she needed it for her match against uncle Chuckster. Where is my chess board?
It got bored and left. Where is a safe place to hide?
There is no place to hide! Where is my victory?