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26 Jan 2015, 12:36 pm

thinks that "making ends meet" means to press one's butt against another's butt when greeting them



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26 Jan 2015, 12:48 pm

loooool :D


thinks that greeting someone means to gently sniff their butt :P



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26 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

has made very VERRRY good friends with the neighborhood stray dogs in this way 8)


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26 Jan 2015, 1:39 pm

Sniffs bear's butts in order to make friends and get some of their free cache of fresh honey, as he's too afraid to sniff bee's butts.


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26 Jan 2015, 1:49 pm

is a world champion in sniffing dragon fly's butts.



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26 Jan 2015, 4:53 pm

Headbutted the Queen on 32 occasions.



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26 Jan 2015, 7:40 pm

Disrespected the prime minister of Japan way too many times... 8O 8O


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26 Jan 2015, 7:45 pm

Dissected the prime minister of Japan not enough times.


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26 Jan 2015, 7:46 pm

Can accurately sex baby chicks by smell.



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26 Jan 2015, 8:01 pm

Can accurately... nevermind. :lol:



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27 Jan 2015, 12:27 am

Takes pleasure in deposing of baby chicks that have been sexed as being male



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27 Jan 2015, 1:07 am

takes pleasure in sexily sending by mail male baby chick despots.


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27 Jan 2015, 7:19 am

Is only capable of doing his homework when riding a unicycle at 235km/h.



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27 Jan 2015, 9:46 am

only capable of sleeping if being driven in a tractor.



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27 Jan 2015, 10:35 am

only capable of sleeping if run over by a tractor.


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27 Jan 2015, 12:03 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
only capable of sleeping if run over by a tractor.


:lol:

Only capable of sleeping if being scratched by wild boar's snout :P