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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Close. Where is my defeat?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Even closer! Unless the resistance is futile. Where is my sewing needle?
I'm not telling you! Where is my towel?
I ain't tellin' you either! Where is my brush?
In your handbag underneath the anvil, spare wheel and electrical generator. Where is my T-shirt?
It seems that that dog took it - sorry you'll have to return home bare-chested. Where is my anchor?
I'll have a look in your handbag... Where is that fork lift truck to carry your handbag?
Actually I just wanted to ask for its whereabouts? You think I misplaced it somewhere?
Well I just found one laying here but it seem to be attached to a very large ship. I don't think it is yours? Where is my sand castle?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is my sand castle? Being shown on a television to provide you with being a star.. Where is my poetry?
Much enjoyed and being read aloud every day on a Vogon constructor spaceship. Where is my pet crab?
Sorry, we were hungry. Where is my pet octopus?
I think he's found you. Where is my composure?
I think he said to meet you in about 15 min. Where is my hammer?
In your handbag underneath the wood chisels! Where is my nights slumber?
On your bed! Where is my chain saw?