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22 Jan 2017, 6:21 pm

It's your fault for not understanding that no sauce is the mildest possible sauce. It is the limit as mildness approaches zero, a mote of sauce, served from an epsilon sized spoon.

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24 Jan 2017, 6:37 pm

It's your fault eating at Taco Bell gave me diarrhea after I got the wrong sauce!

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25 Jan 2017, 2:31 am

i blame you for the unsustainability of california as an independent nation.

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25 Jan 2017, 7:48 am

I blame you for noticing we'd need to invade all our neighbors to supply our cities with water.

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26 Jan 2017, 8:49 pm

I blame you for Trump wall building desires.

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26 Jan 2017, 8:55 pm

Thanks to your so called "Mario", I was forced to listen to 8-bit Mario music for a day! :evil:

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27 Jan 2017, 1:42 am

It's your fault for making a comment that set off my competitive side and I had to listen to 2-bit music for two days!

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27 Jan 2017, 3:37 am

i blame you for making me listen to .5-bit music for twelve weeks.

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27 Jan 2017, 4:58 am

I know 8 bit music, and I decided that 2 bit music would consist of alternating white noise and silence. The artistry is in the intervals.

It's your fault that I have to come up with a plausible 5 bit music, now.

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30 Jan 2017, 4:47 pm

Your fault that I am craving a Reuben sandwich.

And soda.

And ice cream.

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30 Jan 2017, 6:33 pm

I blame you for my ignorance of how I could have done that, and the fact that I now share this craving. Except substitute one of those pineapple sodas that's like an Orange Julius.

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30 Jan 2017, 6:36 pm

I blame you for blaming the person above you, just because you could have done that, and that you share that craving!

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30 Jan 2017, 7:08 pm

Your fault that all WP members are not furnished with a personal chef.

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30 Jan 2017, 7:23 pm

Well, it's your fault that no one can afford me

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31 Jan 2017, 2:35 am

as long as you exist, i'm gonna have unsolvable issues with skype.

your fault.

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31 Jan 2017, 6:29 am

Well, you backed me into a corner with your late night chats with Betty White. Give us NSA analysts a break!

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