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20 Jun 2010, 1:33 pm

Autism is caused by exposure to vampire clowns in infanthood...sucking out all the social know how and leaving the brains intact.
The the collective social know-how is then put in an EEG machine on reverse and fed to political spin doctors and social engineers in finding new ways to oppress the masses while making everyone think they are free. As long as there are vampire clowns and politians there will always be autism.

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20 Jun 2010, 1:40 pm

autism is caused from blinking...

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20 Jun 2010, 1:44 pm

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Autism is caused by cynicism.

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20 Jun 2010, 6:02 pm

Autism is caused by refrigerators.

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21 Jun 2010, 10:50 am

Autism is caused from being stuck out in the rain..

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21 Jun 2010, 11:32 am

Autism is caused by Apple taking too long to release iOS 4.

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21 Jun 2010, 11:57 am

Autism is caused by apples falling on your head.

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21 Jun 2010, 1:35 pm

Autism is caused from loosing one's hair..

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21 Jun 2010, 1:46 pm

Autism is caused by refrigerator mothers.

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21 Jun 2010, 1:57 pm

Autism is caused by locking your mother in a refrigerator.

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21 Jun 2010, 3:29 pm

Autism is caused from ice makers

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21 Jun 2010, 3:34 pm

Autism is caused by sheer awesomeness.

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21 Jun 2010, 4:50 pm

Autism is caused from Pepto Bismol...

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21 Jun 2010, 6:08 pm

Autism is caused by non-biological laundry powder.

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21 Jun 2010, 8:07 pm

Autism is caused from the frailities of the human heart..

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21 Jun 2010, 8:53 pm

Autism is caused by a solar flare at the exact time of conception

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